justineskye:

meeevs:

danielabella92:

mrslokiandthor:

midnightinjapan:

great even a horse has better hair than me

LOKI NO

Maybe she’s born with it.

Maybe it’s Maneballine

maybe she’s barn with it

maybe it’s neighbelline

the people of the tumblr universe are just perfect 

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stardustkr7:

misocorny:

That’s why it fucking hurts

Someone please show this to those fucking dudebros who want women to wear heels all the time instead of flats/flip flops….

stardustkr7:

misocorny:

That’s why it fucking hurts

Someone please show this to those fucking dudebros who want women to wear heels all the time instead of flats/flip flops….

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howtobeterrell:

theuppitynegras:

me checking my bank account

aacurate

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wnderlst:

Washington | D. Eugene Lee

wnderlst:

Washington | D. Eugene Lee

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vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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sh4nked:

ratchetwalters:

honeybadger121:

cozyafternoons:

starlakes:

prideforgirls:

faithcomeshope:

teamheya:

'Girl picking up girls'

everyone needs to watch this!

This is great.

”Can I get your number?”
”… I´m… ahm no i can’t, i mean, i don’t have… you know. Sure why not”

Hahahahahahaha omg I’m
Literally laughing so hard! Mad props to this girl!

Bahaha!!!!

I wanna try this tbh

I’m CRACKING up.. I’m doing this

If any girl came up to me with this much confidence and balls, damn she could have my number

(via natzs)

whyusosirius:

thesirjordan:

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

WE’LL WAIT

when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

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